Steve Martin on sex

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman⁠—it’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal’s out of town.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

Britney Spearsborn 1981

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein1907–1988Glory Road (1963)

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allenborn 1935