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I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Steven Wright Special (1985)
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep well?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’
Last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I cried because I had no shoes, ‘till I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ‘You got any shoes you’re not using’?
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If music be the food of love, play on.
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
Music makes one feel so romantic—at least it always gets on one’s nerves—which is the same thing nowadays.
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