Steven Wrightborn 1955The quotations of
Steven Wright
American comedian
born 1955
22 quotes, most often on Steven Wright and Comedy. Part of the Comedians collection.
Last night I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- I Have A Pony (1985)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.
I Have A Pony (1985)I have a microwave fireplace. I can lay down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes.
