Zsa Zsa Gabor on marriage

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

I’m a great housekeeper: I get divorced, I keep the house.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)

• Comedy

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy