Groucho Marx on women

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein1907–1988Glory Road (1963)

• Animals
• Men

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

Albert Einstein1879–1955

It is hard, if not impossible, to snub a beautiful woman⁠—they remain beautiful and the rebuke recoils.

Winston Churchill1874–1965

• Beauty