Steve Martin

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• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

  • Comedy
  • Sex

• Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

  • Sex

• There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.

  • Sex

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• No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

  John Donne1572–1631No Man Is an Island (1624), Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1624), Meditation 17In context

• I came, I saw, I conquered.

  Julius Caesar100–44 BCInscription on the triumphal wagon reported in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, as translated by Robert Graves (1957).

  • Success

• The unexamined life is not worth living.

  Socrates470–399 BCThe Apology of Socrates (399 BC)

  • Philosophy