Ambrose Bierce on marriage

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for man…who has no gills.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)

• Comedy

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy