Ogden Nash on age

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Jack Benny1894–1974Often credited to Mark Twain