Ogden Nash1902–1971- Versus (1949), “Let’s Not Climb the Washington Monument Tonight”
- “A Dog’s Best Friend Is His Illiteracy” in The Private Dining Room (1953)
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.Free Wheeling (1931), “The Cow”.God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.Good Intentions (1942), “The Fly”
