Ogden Nash on marriage

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)

• Comedy

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy