Woody Allen on money

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Benjamin Franklin1706–1790Preface, Poor Richard’s Almanack (1758)

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Katharine Hepburn1907–2003

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

Robin Williams1951–2014

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