Johnny Carson

More from Johnny Carson

• For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

  • Life & Death

• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

  • Marriage

• The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

  • Marriage

All 13 quotes from Johnny Carson

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• No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

  John Donne1572–1631No Man Is an Island (1624), Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1624), Meditation 17In context

• I came, I saw, I conquered.

  Julius Caesar100–44 BCInscription on the triumphal wagon reported in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, as translated by Robert Graves (1957).

  • Success

• The unexamined life is not worth living.

  Socrates470–399 BCThe Apology of Socrates (399 BC)

  • Philosophy