Groucho Marx on television

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.

I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn’t work.

Gallagher1946–2022

• Comedy

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

T. S. Eliot1888–1965New York Post (Sept 22, 1963)

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright1867–1959