Topics/Comedy
23 quotes from 3 people
Oh, man, what a day. It’s no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls… two, I suppose.
English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.
If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
I’ve got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined!
What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?
Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
I’m not popular enough to be different.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?