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Dave Barry

American writer

born 1947

100 quotes, most often on Dave Barry, Technology and Journalism. Part of the Comedians and Writers collections.

The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today’s complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you’re a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.
- Dave Barry
- Technology
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Cyberspace (1996)
- Dave Barry
- Technology
Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the
level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect.
This is because the primary function of the government is⁠—and here I
am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution⁠—‘to spew out paper.’
Dave Barry in Cyberspace
- Dave Barry
- Technology
Experts tell us that if the Millennium Bug is not fixed, when the year 2000 arrives, our financial records will be inaccurate, our telephone system will be unreliable, our government will be paralyzed and airline flights will be canceled without warning. In other words, things will be pretty much the same as they are now.
- Dave Barry
- Technology

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