John Mulaneyborn 1982In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
New in Town (2012)I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.
The Comeback Kid (2015)I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, ‘cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma.
The Comeback Kid (2015)For those of you who aren’t Catholic, I don’t mean to exclude you, although we love to exclude you.
The Comeback Kid (2015)
