People/R
The quotations of
American comedian
born 1953
5 quotes, most often on Marriage and Comedy.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Well, the old theory was “marry an older man because they’re more mature”. But the new theory is “men don’t mature — marry a young one”.