Fred Allen on humor

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns⁠—he should be drawn and quoted.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw1856–1950The Doctor’s Dilemma (1911), Act V

• Life & Death

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Mark Twain1835–1910“What Paul Bourget Thinks of Us?” (1897)

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosbyborn 1937