Robin Williams on marriage

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Bloomborn 1953

• Love

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)

• Comedy

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates470–399 BC

• Philosophy