Robin Williams on comedy

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling someone that they’re too rich.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx1890–1977

A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he’d claim it was ‘just a sprain’.

Dave Barryborn 1947

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