Rodney Dangerfield on food

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous⁠—everyone hasn’t met me yet.

I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I’m gonna read another.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain1835–1910

You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Ronald Reagan1911–2004

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Socrates470–399 BCPlutarch Moralia, How the Young Man Should Study Poetry