People/D
The quotations of
American stand-up comedian
1921–2004
4 quotes, most often on Comedy. Part of the Comedians and Hollywood collections.
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know.
I’m at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet.
I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I’m gonna read another.
Rodney Dangerfield1921–2004Rodney Dangerfield1921–2004Rodney Dangerfield1921–2004
