Henny Youngman

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• My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

  • Age
  • Comedy

• I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up⁠—they have no holidays.

  • Atheism
  • Holidays

• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

  • Comedy

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• No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

  John Donne1572–1631No Man Is an Island (1624), Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1624), Meditation 17In context

• I came, I saw, I conquered.

  Julius Caesar100–44 BCInscription on the triumphal wagon reported in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, as translated by Robert Graves (1957).

  • Success

• The unexamined life is not worth living.

  Socrates470–399 BCThe Apology of Socrates (399 BC)

  • Philosophy