Quotes about marriage
145 quotes from 90 people
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Jimmy Carter1924–2024According to Former U.S. First Lady Rosalynn Carter dies at 96 (November 26, 2023)Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline.
G. K. Chesterton1874–1936Michael Moon in Part II, ch. IVMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Oh, how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring!
Colley Cibber1671–1757The Double Gallant, Act I, sc. ii (1707).
Alice Cooperborn 1948Interview with Andrew Denton on Enough Rope (20 June 2005)Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
Diana, Princess of Wales1961–1997Responding to the question “Do you think Mrs Parker Bowles was a factor in the breakdown of your marriage?” in an interview with Martin Bashir on BBC Panorama (20 November 1995)
