People/C
The quotations of
American actor and comedian
born 1937
20 quotes, most often on Children, Marriage and Family. Part of the Comedians collection.
Anyone can dabble, but once you’ve made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it’s very hard for people to stop you.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.