People/C
The quotations of
American actor and comedian
born 1937
20 quotes, most often on Children, Marriage and Family. Part of the Comedians collection.
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.