People/Bill Maher/Quote
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me—I quit.’
Bill Maher
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
All 9 quotes from Bill Maher
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
All 656 quotes about life and death
