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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles.
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me—I quit.’
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
It is hard, if not impossible, to snub a beautiful woman—they remain beautiful and the rebuke recoils.
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