Bill Maherborn 1956The quotations of
Bill Maher
American stand-up comedian and television host
born 1956
9 quotes, most often on Clever Jabs. Part of the Comedians collection.
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me—I quit.’
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
- Be More Cynical (2000)
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I’d check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
Larry King Live, 11 August 2005; in response to a called-in question if he would become a believer if the Lord spoke to him
