Bill Maher on sex

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles.

Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me⁠—I quit.’

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

Britney Spearsborn 1981

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein1907–1988Glory Road (1963)

• Animals
• Men
• Women

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful⁠—provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allenborn 1935