Bill Maher

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• The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.

  • Sex

• The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles.

  • Comedy

• Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me⁠—I quit.’

  • Life & Death

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• No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

  John Donne1572–1631No Man Is an Island (1624), Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1624), Meditation 17In context

• I came, I saw, I conquered.

  Julius Caesar100–44 BCInscription on the triumphal wagon reported in The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius, as translated by Robert Graves (1957).

  • Success

• The unexamined life is not worth living.

  Socrates470–399 BCThe Apology of Socrates (399 BC)

  • Philosophy