Clever jabs
277 quotes from 161 people
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Mircea Eliade1907–1986No Souvenirs (1977) later retitled Journal II, 1957-1969 (1989), p. 117He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
George Eliot1819–1880Adam Bede (1859), Chapter 33
T. S. Eliot1888–1965“The Contemporary English Novelist”, La Nouvelle Revue française (1 May 1927)
Gustave Flaubert1821–1880Letters to Madame Louise Colet, 22 October 1846A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
Galileo Galilei1564–1642Letter to Johannes Kepler (1610), as quoted in The Crime of Galileo (1955) by Giorgio De Santillana
Terry Gilliamborn 1940About Hollywood. As quoted in the New York Times article Terry Gilliam’s Feel-Good Endings (14 August 2005)I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.
Barry Goldwater1909–1998Said in July 1981, on Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell’s opposition to Sandra Day O’Connor’s Supreme Court nomination
Lindsey Graham1955–2026Washington Press Club Foundation Congressional Dinner (25 February 2016)You know how to make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to Hell.
Lindsey Graham1955–2026“Graham: Trump is a ‘race-baiting, xenophobic’ bigot (2015)” CNN (December 8, 2015)Cynicism is cheap—you can buy it at any Monoprix store—it’s built into all poor-quality goods.
Graham Greene1904–1991The Comedians (1966), Pt. 1, ch. 1, sct. 3
Germaine Greerborn 1939The Female Eunuch (1970), “The Psychological Sell”

