Quotes about humor
113 quotes from 83 people
Never laugh when you’re being sarcastic. It will ruin the effect.
Scott Adams1957–2026The Joy of Work (1998)
Joseph Addison1672–1719The Spectator (1711–1714), No. 494 (26 September 1712)I shall endeavor to enliven morality with wit, and to temper wit with morality.
Joseph Addison1672–1719The Spectator (1711–1714), No. 10 (11 March 1711)A good comedian can say things funny and other guys just say funny things.
Fred Allen1894–1956Attributed by Robert Lemke in The Sunday Press (Binghamton, NY), “Rock ‘n Roll ‘Musically Horrid” Says Ex-2-a-Dayer,” pg. 2-C, col. 1 (9 August 1959)
Martin Amis1949–2023Prospect interview (2010)
W. H. Auden1907–1973The Dyer’s Hand, and Other Essays (1962)A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Sri Aurobindo1872–1950BhaktiTo listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
Sri Aurobindo1872–1950Sri Aurobindo: The Hour of God, and Other Writings (1970)For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.
Pierre Beaumarchais1732–1799Le Barbier de Séville (1773), Act I, sc. ii (Figaro). Harbottle and Dalbiac (1904) p. 63
Ambrose Bierce1842–1914The Devil’s Dictionary (1911)
Ambrose Bierce1842–1914Epigrams, p. 346


