Quotes from Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t part anywhere near the place.
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Steven Wrightborn 1955Special (1985)I almost had a pyschic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.