JHJack Handeyborn 1949
The quotations of
Jack Handey
American writer
born 1949
33 quotes, most often on Jack Handey. Part of the Comedians collection.
IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because man, they’re gone.
Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993), Hachette Books





