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Steve Martin

American comedian, actor, musician and writer

born 1945

19 quotes, most often on Comedy, Sex and Humor. Part of the Comedians and Hollywood collections.

Happiness is so hard to define and foolish to define. Am I acting? That’s the worst thing you can ask yourself. You can be happy suddenly. It can spring on you, not when you reach a plateau. You can be happy going backward or going down. You can be happy at the loss of something.
- Happiness
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
As Harris K. Telemacher in L.A. Story (1991)
- Love
- Truth & Lies
You kill me and I’ll see that you never work in this town again.
As Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr in The Man with Two Brains (1983)
- Comedy

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