George Carlin1937–2008The quotations of
George Carlin
American stand-up comedian
1937–2008
22 quotes, most often on George Carlin, Comedy and Anti-Religion. Part of the Comedians collection.
If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance.
Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
- “Interview With Jesus”
- It’s Bad for Ya (2008), “Getting old”
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
It’s called the American Dream, ‘cause you have to be asleep to believe it.
Life Is Worth Losing (2005), “Dumb Americans”- You Are All Diseased (1999)





