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Jon Stewart

American comedian, writer, producer, activist, and television host

born 1962

4 quotes, most often on Comedy and Humor. Part of the Comedians collection.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don’t eat pork. I’m sorry, what was that last one? Don’t eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
- Comedy
If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy.
The Eric Garner Grand Jury Decision, December 4, 2014
- Humor
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
Philadelphia Inquirer interview, April 22, 2007
- Comedy
Here’s the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he’ll be OK.
Rolling Stone interview, October 31, 2006
- Humor
- Presidency

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