Steven Wrightborn 1955The quotations of
Steven Wright
American comedian
born 1955
22 quotes, most often on Steven Wright and Comedy. Part of the Comedians collection.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t part anywhere near the place.
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Special (1985)I almost had a pyschic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Sometimes you cannot hear me, it’s because sometimes I’m in parentheses.
Steven Wright Special (1985)- Steven Wright Special (1985)
