Woody Allenborn 1935I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.
Standup Comic (1999)- Also found in “Quotations According to Woody Allen” from The New York Times (1 December 1975).
The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night.
- Annie Hall (1977)
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Also found in “Quotations According to Woody Allen” from The New York Times (1 December 1975).- A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982).





