Woody Allenborn 1935Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Standup Comic (1999)- Side Effects (1980), “The UFO Menace”.
- The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader (1993)
- Standup Comic (1999)
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Standup Comic (1999)If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Without Feathers (1975)- The Woody Allen Companion (1993) edited by Stephen J. Spignesi, Ch. 7.
Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Getting Even (1971), “My Philosophy”- Without Feathers (1975)
