Quotes about comedy
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Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
I’ve got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined!
Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Frank Sinatra1915–1998Pop Chronicles: Show 22—Smack Dab in the Middle on Route 66: A skinny dip in the easy listening mainstream. (Part 1), 1965.I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Edith Sitwell1887–1964The Last Years of a Rebel (1967), p. 24- Edith Sitwell1887–1964Describing Virginia Woolf in a letter to Geoffrey Singleton (11 July 1955); John Lehmann and Derek Palmer, eds., Selected Letters (1970)
As the French say, there are three sexes — men, women, and clergymen.
Sydney Smith1771–1845Lady Holland’s Memoir (1855), Vol. I, ch. 9, p. 313- Sydney Smith1771–1845Peter Plymley’s Letters (1808), Letter IV