Quotes about comedy
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Steven Wrightborn 1955I Have A Pony (1985)If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I installed a skylight in my apartment yesterday. The people who live above me are furious.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.
Steven Wrightborn 1955I Have A Pony (1985)I have a microwave fireplace. I can lay down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t part anywhere near the place.
I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.