Quotes about comedy
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Steven Wrightborn 1955Special (1985)I almost had a pyschic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Sometimes you cannot hear me, it’s because sometimes I’m in parentheses.
Steven Wrightborn 1955Steven Wright Special (1985)- Steven Wrightborn 1955Steven Wright Special (1985)
Lee Kuan Yew1923–2015Responding to a BBC reporter who suggested that Singapore’s draconian laws (including the ban on chewing gum) could stifle the people’s creativity (2000).My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Frank Zappa1940–1993Roxy & Elsewhere (1974)- Frank Zappa1940–1993The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989)
I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa1940–1993The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989), p. 239
