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Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time… But He loves you! He loves you, and He needs MONEY!
If you drink much from a bottle marked “poison,” it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.
“Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneezes: He only does it to annoy, Because he knows it teases.”
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
“Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
Off with her head!
“Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,” the Mock Turtle replied; “and then the different branches of Arithmetic—Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.”
“Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.”
She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me
Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. It is something to think of, and gives her a sort of distinction among her companions.
You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you suppose that the mode of your declaration affected me in any other way, than as it spared me the concern which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner.
I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
People always live for ever when there is an annuity to be paid them
