Woody Allenborn 1935When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982).
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Without Feathers (1975), “Death (A Play)”.Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Getting Even (1971)I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Standup Comic (1999)- Stardust Memories (1980).
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Without Feathers (1975), “The Early Essays”.It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Getting Even (1971)Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Without Feathers (1975), “The Early Essays”.- Examining Psychic Phenomena
