Quotes about comedy
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Robert Benchley1889–1945“What — No Budapest”, My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew (1936)
Jeremy Bentham1748–1832Théorie des peines et des récompenses (1811); translation by Richard Smith, The Rationale of Reward, J. & H. L. Hunt, London, 1825, Bk. 3, Ch. 1
Tim Berners-Leeborn 1955Interview by Kris Herbst for Internet World (June 1994)
Yogi Berra1925–2015The Yogi book (1997).I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it’s head.
You got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra1925–2015When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball’s Greatest Heroes, Hyperion, 2002, , p. 53You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.