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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings.
What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
It is a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don’t be shy! After all, you’re paying for it.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS? It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above- average drivers.
MEGAHERTZ: This is a really, really big hertz.
He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about.
In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West—the Grand Canyon, the Badlands, the Goodlands, the Mediocrelands, the Rocky Mountains and Robert Redford—were caused by erosion.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
