Quotes about comedy
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I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allenborn 1935Standup Comic (1999)My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns—he should be drawn and quoted.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
I promise there’ll be a tomorrow, sir. In fact, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
