Quotes about comedy
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
?UnattributedOften credited to Groucho MarxOf course the meek will inherit the earth, what, did you think they’d take it by force?
Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance.
John Updike1932–2009The New Yorker (March 29, 1976)
Kurt Vonnegut1922–2007Cold Turkey (2004)We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
Kurt Vonnegut1922–2007A Man Without a Country (2005)
Kurt Vonnegut1922–2007“Science Fiction”; originally published in The New York Times Book Review, 5 September 1965
Kurt Vonnegut1922–2007A Man Without a Country (2005)
Kurt Vonnegut1922–2007A Man Without a Country (2005)
Horace Walpole1717–1797Letter to Sir Horace Mann (7 September 1743)
Alan Watts1915–1973Audio lecture “Individual and Society”All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
Evelyn Waugh1903–1966Vile Bodies (1930)
Evelyn Waugh1903–1966Decline and Fall (1928)